"Years ago, the whole country got a laugh out of The Total Woman’s recommendation that wives occasionally spice things up by greeting their husbands wrapped only in Saran Wrap –– the clear, flexible plastic film meant to cover food in the refrigerator.
Today, right-thinking adults should be outraged by the recommendation in the latest “comprehensive” sex-education materials from Planned Parenthood that, for “safe” sex, 8th graders should use Saran Wrap as “protection” when engaging in oral and anal sex.
Entire CWFA anti-planned Parenthood article here.
I mention this only because I was as baffled as he was.
Now, I consider myself pretty well versed in many matters sexual, but this one has me all confused.
I have been involved in, and overheard, a few discussions in which Saran Wrap was suggested as a substitute for Dental Dams. So, I am all good on that side of it.
What gets me is the Saran Wrap/Anal Sex thing.
As a protective barrier for Rimming, I can see, but that leads me to question if Rimming is considered Anal Sex. Or is that just a question of semantics like the "Is a Blow Job considered sex"?
If they are talking about insertion, then I have issues with that. Especially if this is what they are teaching kids to keep them safe.
OTOH, I am making allowances for this not being exactly what Planned Parenthood meant. At least, I hope there were a little more thoughtful about what they are actually putting out there.